🐾 About JRKitty
JRKitty is not just a cat, they're a legendary feline with a PhD in Napping, a Master's in Knocking Things Off Tables, and a minor in Ignoring Humans. Currently working on their thesis: "The Optimal Time to Demand Food: A Study in Persistent Meowing."
🎯 Cat Skills
Expert level: Staring at walls for no reason, Finding the one spot you need to sit, Hairball timing (always on carpet), Selective hearing when called, Opening doors but never closing them, and Professional box sitting (any size box).
🏆 Achievements
🥇 World Record: Slept 23 hours in a day
🥈 Champion: Midnight Zoomies 2023
🥉 Runner-up: Most Dramatic Reaction to Empty Food Bowl
🏅 Certified: Professional Curtain Climber
⭐ Special Award: Most Creative Use of Litter Box
📧 Contact
Email: meow@jrkitty.com
Phone: 1-800-MEOW-NOW
Fax: Still figuring out how paws work with technology
Social: @JRKittyOfficial (posts exclusively at 3 AM)
Office Hours: Whenever the mood strikes